तो..... मोदी को try करते है !!!!

Prologue :

Date:14/02/2014, Valentine's Day. Another day from the long string of "Days" observed by Indian Youths as a part of their Act West ( Look Cool is silent ) Policy. The coffee bar is deserted, with only a few recipients entertaining it with their presence. Perhaps, even the bar is dusted watching the little teens make promises for life, which however, shall end in a fortnight. But there is an Aberration. A group of bachelors, Gautam, Om, Murtaza and Digvijay, are observing a birthday of one of their goons, Om. Even not capable of making promises to themselves, they transient to a Political Talk from the celebrations. This further proves to be a docile act of "chipping in" the discussion which now engulfs almost the whole bar. Except an old man who still prioritizes his Irish Coffee.

A wounded BJP has gambled on the Ambiguous Narendra Modi. Initially, the move was received with a notion of skepticism. But as the campaign has progressed, the 64 year old is discussed more. Notorious for the "Godhara Kand" and accoladed for the Gujarat Model, Modi has left observers bamboozled.

"I think he would make a much better PM then the current one," serves Gautam for counter.
"Let's not forget the Ahmedabad Massacre. He is a cold blooded murderer." counters Murtaza.
"The SIT has acquitted him from all the charges," chips in the waiter
"Yeah but deep inside we all know the truth" an enthusiastic coffee neighbor.
"Well, I shall opt for NOTA. Neither of them are good, anyway." exclaimed Om.
And there were various serves and counters. But the ball didn't rest in any court.

Digvijay, less receptive of all, was enduring his "Café Latte". Upon confrontation, he shrugged off the topic declaring that Mr.Modi would enjoy a majority mandate, however not on his merit. Astonishment struck the audience. Digvijay promised to reason with his statement after 4 years of the Modi Government, around the vicinity of next elections. The rest is history. People involved were bewildered by the unprecedented victory of Modi as well as the right prediction of Digvijay. Digvijay arranged the gathering and they met at the same place on Date : 11/11/2018. ( Ironically, Singles' Day ).

Digvijay's Explanation:

Indians are difficult to comprehend. We are full of Inertia. At the same time, we are desperate for change. Calling us Fickle Minded would definitely not be an understatement. 2014 General Elections is a perfect example of the same. We are too magnanimous, too generous to give one a Chance without contemplating the consequences. While this is desirable for Freshers' , it is not universal. 

10 Years of Indian National Congress..... Bored..... Let's change. Option : All time Charismatic Narendra Modi. Maybe, PM Modi was sound enough. ( By this I am not Criticizing Narendra Modi. He has done far better than INC. On the contrary, I am applauding his analytics. )

Influence adversely affects Indians. We are lazy enough to be at our wits' end for literally anything. Politics has flourished on this attribute. The culprit here are not the Politicians but we. Unlike US, there are No Public Debates where the candidates prove themselves worthy. Instead there are public rallies full of accusations and counter accusations. Indians decide their vote based on these. They let their control be in hands of the orator. Maybe, we are not worthy for any bureaucratic debates thanks to the pathetic condition of our education which has not reached to every living entity. 

A person claims something fancy and Indians count on it no matter how impoverish it's chances are for fulfillment. There is no "Second Thought" applied, in colloquial terms. And if these guys rage about the inefficiency of government it's not fair play.

Round the corner, it is a tough time for Modi Government, which is reflexive of the fickle minded nature of Indians. Catering to this, Influence has been the fore-runner coupled with lack of rational analysis. INC is leaving no stone unturned for getting back in power. Some of their claims are reasonable. For e.g.: The Fancy Propaganda led by PM Modi of bringing back Black Money in 15 days. This also had to be rationally evaluated. But the appeasement can be The Strong Foreign Policy, Innovative Schemes and a ray of hope which PM Modi carries with him.

Also, during the Congress Regime, there were various good decisions unnoticed such as Recession Tackle, India's GDP touching 10, betterment of Railways and Structured Budget. Overshadowing these were COAL SCAM, 2G SCAM, Family Preference Issues, etc. And unfortunately, Indians, without any deep analysis and thinking, were bored from INC and due to this very reason didn't elect Narendra Modi but just gave him a chance. And also, Indians are least concerned about various steps of government, They just want the bigger picture, an external influence to tell them that whom they should vote in 2019.

Epilogue: 

The gathering was put to shame by Digvijay. The Coffee Mugs were left untouched cause being the the confrontation of reality. But this reasoning of Digvijay enlightened the niche. They decided to choose the worthy in the forthcoming elections. When they were leaving the coffee house, they confronted a large procession, with hoardings that said:

"आपने  मोदीजी को 5 साल दिए , अब राहुलजी को भी 5 साल दीजिए" . They heard various people in their vicinity to give their vote to INC. When confronted, they said :

"अरे  मोदी  को try करके  देख  लिया , अब  राहुल  को  try करते है !"  

HAIL TO ALL GODS!!

 

R.I.P Sunday

Prologue:

It is Sunday, the God's Day ( Chandler ). Digvijay, an adult of about 28 years, happily "unmarried", living in a pompous mansion in the City of Dreams Mumbai with his parents, is sipping a  cup of coffee just perfect to kick-start the day. No sooner his mind is engulfed in some stuff. He is thinking about the proceedings of his "Cheat Day" and how will he celebrate his success, as yesterday he was conferred with the "Emerging Bijness Mind"( Yes, it's Bijness and not Business as it is more authentic to Gujaratis. Digvijay is a Gujarati and so am I ) Award. After finishing his routine, he confronts his parents and prepares a whole lot of things that should be done during evening course of time. But, Suddenly his vision seems to blur and he feels a little less receptive. He hears an alarm with the song Morning Vibes roaring in the background, irritating enough (Like Mr. Modi's speeches right now..... I am a Modi Bhakt, myself). His being less receptive is coupled with the increasing rowdyism of  alarm and suddenly boom.......... He wakes in a dawn of Disappointment with  his cell phone displaying " Incoming Call : BOSS".

Boss : Digvijay, I need you to complete the task assigned yesterday today itself rather than next week. Unfortunately, the client needs that ensemble by tomorrow morning itself. I won't be able to help you as I am pre-occupied in some other work. ( Actually, he doesn't want to ). But I am sure you can. After all, you have handled a whole lot back in your IIM days. Have a happy Sunday.

Digvijay: ( Thinking ) What an Irony!

Boss : You don't have a choice.

The guy dies a little inside. Not an aberration as this has been his routine since Standard 8.


Main Point :

India is a diverse country, though there are various claims of it being united  at various instances. Say for example, Food which connects all Indians, or an India-Pakistan Match, or a social turmoil. The Proponents of "Unity in Diversity", however, have forgotten to include "Sundays". Interestingly, majority of Indians have a mundane pattern and thought process for Sundays-All Relax and no work makes a Sunday, "Sunday". Here "Sunday" also addresses various festivals.

But there is a "Greater Niche" which is almost defying this notions shamelessly over the years. It has exploded in the last 20 years. Flag bearers of "My Career First" against Proponents of "Sunday". But as such there is no friction between these two as working is like a sweet crime. How can you deny it? These groups exist within a modern nuclear family, entangled. Evolving over the years, there was a gradual shift in the notion from "All Relax Day" to "Half Relax Day". Thanks to the ever increasing love between our older generations( You know what I am implying, right? ) , it has reduced to "Sunday is like any other day". The essence is destroyed. India stands divided, selfishly. The batch of 1995 cannot ever imagine about Sunday being a "Cheat Day". Of Course, without hard-work nothing can be achieved and anything should be sacrificed before it. But there is also a saying that "All Work and No Play makes Jill a Dull Boy". Are we approaching to a thinner end?

Above, I have specified the Batch of 1995. This is a sure head-turner. Many of you belong to the batch. Some back and forth. But, by now, I think you would be retrospecting your school and college life and patting your back ( Protagonist ). If you are one, YOU ARE MISLEADING YOURSELF.

Insight :

Thanos once said to Doctor Strange : "The Hardest Choices require the Strongest Wills". It is relevant to non-cinematic world too. The concern is not about Sundays. It is about Cherishing that You have finally accorded it "Dead" or "Not Applicable to You" as you are just more busy in something extremely important. You are not an Altruist. You are Selfish and achieving your goal is the only single objective of your life. And for that, you are sacrificing everything. Everything comes at a Price.

Introspect. What do you want to be? What are you up to? And if not something fancy, do enjoy "Sundays" . In fact, everyday. Because observations of  various social scientists prove that anybody who is not up to something fancy is more practical and a keen observer as well as learner of "Jugaad". It is a virtue in itself. As The One Who has opted for the Road Less Taken, tends to make some impractical decisions which might seem less pleasant to the ordinary world, as he is travelling on a different league. It's your choice what to opt for.....  BTW, Swami Vivekananda, the Great Indian Scholar and Philosopher, has said that A Life Born on Earth has some or other Extraordinary Purpose.

If you have opted for a Gigantic Endeavor, the fundamental rule is No Excuses. And thereby, Sunday is the greatest excuse. Great tasks require time. Even though there is no guarantee for a positive result, it the process which would make one a "Stand his/her Ground". Putting it this way, The result is sweet, the process sweeter. No sooner you are engaged in a mammoth task, you would tend to develop a liking towards your efforts. You would value it. Also, it would induce an ability of "Sneaking Out" in you. The ability to find pleasure in the smallest proceedings of life. This leads to transformation of an ordinary day into Diwali. You can enjoy Diwali everyday as the basic line underneath any festival is Being Jocular, and you have learned to be one over a period of rigor. On a serious note, value your loss. As a Sunday, with all it's embodiments, maybe a dead chapter for you but it still is a Vanity as well as Necessity for others. Value the Concept of Sunday itself as animals also don't have Sundays, only that don't value it or are unaware of the fact.

So step up, gather some guts along with a pinch of selfishness, and keeping your ground declare with utmost passion in the public domain, " R.I.P Sunday".........

Epilogue:

Digvijay dies a little. But, sooner he recollects his goal and tons of hard work done on Sundays to stand-out. He values this loss. He thinks of working harder as a compensation. He steps up, puts on his best clothes and mounts his will power. Riding on the vehicle of Hard Work with the songs of passion sung aloud, he reaches the office of selfishness and texts his boss : " R.I.P Sunday".


Hail To All Gods!!!!